Siyu Chen (Chinese, b. China based Germany) - Editorial Illustration, 2011 Digital Arts: Drawings
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- Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
- Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
- Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
- Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
- Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
- Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
- Family: *comes home*
- Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
*sees a realistic drawing* i want to draw like that
*sees a rough messy drawing* no i want to draw like that
*sees a cute simple drawing* no i want to draw like that
*sees a heavily stylized drawing* no i w
why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page
Anonymous asked:
Fucking. what's the best way to fuck ? Details. I want the best for my girl tonight
iamthetittyqueen answered:
Fucking. The best way to fuck your girl.
Hmm. I say the best way is to put on some good music that you both like (that’s important that you both like it) and stare at her. Make your girl feel like she’s the only girl in the world by the way you look at her. Touch her clothed body up and down, fingertips gently touching her sides and hips up and down real slow. Kiss her lips, and as you kiss her, bring your hand up to the back of her neck and grab a fistful of hair. Use your other hand to grab her hip. Actually, wrap your whole arm around her lower back and waist. Make her feel protected in your embrace. Then, slowly lick her lower lip. Give it a nibble here and there. That’s when you start to undress her. Make her lift up her arms. After her shirt is gone, grab her pants and pull them toward you. As you do this, grab her tits as you kiss her cheek, her jawline, and down to her neck. Kiss her neck, lick it lightly to her collar bone and back up to her neck. Bite it. Suck her skin until you feel her pulse on your tongue. Get her down to her panties. Pick her up and throw her on the bed and immediately chase after her. As you’re on top of her, kiss and bite the other side of her neck as you grind your hips into hers. Make her feel your pussy against hers. You’ll see her soaking through her panties now. Kiss down to her chest, and see how hard you’ve made her nipples. Stare at them. (Trust me, it feels so good to have them stared at by your significant other. Use one hand to rub her clit and use your mouth to suck on her nipple. Don’t ignore the other. Circle the tip of your tongue around them. Suck on them. Hard. Moan as you do it. (It feels so good to feel the vibrations of moans on them). Kiss down her stomach, and bite both sides of her hips. Slip her panties off. Gaze at that amazing pussy she’s completely giving to you. Make her feel wanted. Give her thighs the death grip and lift them up in the air, spread. Bite both of her thighs. Lick all around her pussy lips. Make her ache for your touch. Then, finally, suck on her clit. As you’re sucking on it, circle your tongue. It feels sooo fucking good. Make her entire pussy soaking wet with your tongue. After its soaked, pull your head back a little, and blow lightly. It’ll give her a sensation that’ll make her squeal. Look down at her clit, and take aim. Let spit come out of your mouth and drip down her clit and into her. This is where your hand comes into play. Suck on her clit again, and flick your tongue. Fast. Don’t stop, even when your tongue hurts. And put two fingers in. As you do that, make the “come here” motion with your fingers. That feels the best. She has her pussy being fucked and her clit being sucked on. Add another finger (she’ll be able to take it at this point). Pump them in and out of her, as fast as your arm will let you. Keep flicking your tongue and making that motion with your fingers. Make her grab your hair. Lift your head up so she can see her own juices flowing out both sides of your mouth as you say, “cum for me, babygirl. Give me your cum.” And keep fucking her pussy. Grab her ass with your other hand. No matter how bad you’re cramping up, you do not stop. When she does cum, do not let up at all. Keep going as she’s in the middle of her orgasm. It’ll make it even better and longer. And suck out all of the cum in her. Clean her pussy up when she’s done by licking up her mess. It feels good to still be licked for a minute after an orgasm. I hope this helped!
unfffffff I need this so fucking bad
Jesus fucking Christ please
fuck that’s so hot
Damn😍😍
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”
who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN
AND YET
WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES
AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME
I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED
TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL
THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS
my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
I’ve quoted this video on a daily basis for the past 10+ years and will probably do so for the rest of my life.
This vidoe is there, on the wall of fame, right by “Crab Battle” and “John, you are the demons”
….but does any one else still sing badger badger
In case some of you were interested, dude made a part 2 recently.
That video will always be gold